When your cell phone starts randomly dialing people, it’s time to upgrade. Otherwise, you submit yourself to an awkward, possibly ruinous, game of calling roulette. How many exes can your pocket ring up in one afternoon? Some questions are best left unanswered.
Facing this crisis, we averted disaster by upgrading to the iPhone 5s. It’s awesome. Here’s why:
1. Gold and White Finish
We aren’t big into bling. Gold, though, clearly wins the battle of iPhone 5s finishes. It provides a warm compliment to the white. It gets noticed without being glitzy.
2. The Camera
Maintaining G@H demands constant vigilance. When we stumble upon something interesting, we must share it with you fine folks. The iPhone 5s’ camera with its 8 mb sensor and ƒ/2.2 aperture eviscerates our iPhone 4. Photos are clearer. Colors are more dynamic.
3. The Fingerprint Scanner
We as humans can be gerbils. The superficial distracts us from the substantive. But, the iPhone 5s’ fingerprint scanner is no gimmick.
Our employers require us to password protect our phones. Our employers also require that we frequently change those passwords. Sometimes, we forget our passwords—due either to absentmindedness or alcohol consumption. Now, though, we are the password, and we never forget us.
