We don’t judge. Live your life however you deem fit. But, gentleman to gentleman, can we lend a word of advice? Get control of that garden hose, man. Seriously.

It looks like a 50-foot boa constrictor died on your lawn. Your neighbors are annoyed. The grass under it is suffocating. And, it’s a safety hazard; someone might trip, and that someone is likely you.

We just got a Liberty Garden Model 1200 Two Wheel Hose Cart. What a wonderful wheel! These days, we keep our hose tight and yard tidy. We’re the pride of the block. Of course, we were before too—just more so now.