Last year, crabgrass infiltrated our lawn. It was horrifying. We take great pride in our yard. We spend countless hours cultivating and caring for it. Mark our words: this will not happen again. We will have lush green grass everywhere this summer.

Not only will our lawn be green but so will our lawn care. We have a GreenWorks G-MAX Mower. It’s electric. Boogie woogie, woogie! It’s lighter, cleaner and requires less maintenance than our old gas-powered hog, which could be depended on only to breakdown each spring.

We’ve freed ourselves of dependence on foreign oil. And domestic oil. Gasoline in general. For the yard. We don’t own a Telsa.  We’d like one, though.