Duel-sport phenom Deion Sanders once said, “If you look good, you feel good. If you feel good, you play good. If you play good, they pay good.”

That’s at least partially true.

Our vision is deteriorating. We need glasses. But, hey, glasses have become a thing, so let’s embrace it.

We got this pair of Ray-Ban Striped Brown Eyeglasses. These spectacles help us drive at night and read a computer monitor. Equally important, they complement our appearance well. And, they grant us an unmistakable gravitas, i.e., we seem smarter.

Only time will tell if they boost our rate of pay. Here’s hoping.