Snow falling in late March angers the people of the internet. They slander winter. They threaten Punxsutawney Phil. They bemoan a potentially ruined Easter. Relax. We at G@H recognize that you crave warmth. We do too. We yearn to open the windows and fire up the grill.

Rather than give me the death penalty, let’s hunt down @alroker and give that guy a spanking.

— Punxsutawney Phil (@GroundhogPhil) March 22, 2013

Nevertheless, you must embrace opportunity wherever it arises, and a spring snow day presents splendid potential. If it were warm, outside duty would call. You would need to sow grass seed, till your garden or lay mulch. You would need to clean your garage or bag yard waste. Instead, you simply cannot. The weather has trapped you indoors where there is food, drink and the NCAA tournament. You have little option but to pamper yourself. Tomorrow, the sun will shine, and the grass will grow. Today, golden handcuffs shackle us all. Enjoy.