Congratulations on your ascension to gentlemanhood! You’ve come a long way from the pimpled adolescent with a penchant for crude innuendo. Your teachers doubted you. Your parents fretted and prayed. Against all odds, though, you made it.
How will you celebrate? You could down a 32-ounce bone-in rib eye, but that joy is fleeting. Why not celebrate everyday with Light Champagne Vinaigrette from Trader Joe’s. At only 50 calories per serving, it will enliven your salads without busting your belt.