You might look at these Royals and mistake them for Goliath—the playground bullies, the clear frontrunners, the 1990s Yankees. No, no. The Royals aren’t Darth Vader. They aren’t even Donald Trump.

Valentine’s Day approaches. We at G@H are rather ambivalent about this pseudo-holiday. But, if it brings you joy, celebrate with pomp and vigor. Eat well. Drink much. Be merry. For those searching out a unique gift for an exceptional woman, we have a suggestion. You like sports, so does she. You support your hometown team, so does she. You think you’re styling in that personalized jersey. She, though, has superior fashion instincts. Inspire her to show her solidarity while maintaining her look. Sophisticated Spirit sells hand-sewn scarves in team colors. We fancy their pashmina scarves. They are soft yet substantive. And, of course, sporty. She'll love them. She'll love you. Everyone wins. We at G@H thank Sophisticated Spirit for providing sample scarves.