Our habit of losing things is well known. A caring individual gifted us with two Tile Pro Sport Tracker devices. These Tile devices use a Bluetooth connection to communicate with smartphones that have the Tile app. With a single tap of the app, an alarm on the device rings.

Count us as contented customers. We enjoy these Sony WH1000XM2 Noise Cancelling Headphones and would buy them again.

Mother’s Day arrives on Sunday. You ready? If not, get yourself straight, son! Without your mother, you’d be nothing—literally non-existent. She birthed you. She raised you. She fed you. She clothed you. She loved you despite all of those times that you were, frankly, unlovable. Know how rocking our mother is? She grew those gorgeous peonies pictured above. She’s got mad skills. Parenting skills, obviously. Gardening skills, more obviously. You should thank your mother everyday. But, of course, you don’t. You instead honor her once a year on Mother’s Day. You’d better make it count; here’s how: 1. Treat your mother to brunch Nothing says gratitude like bacon and poached eggs. And a fluffy Belgium waffle. 2. Write her a thank you note Express your feelings. Prove you’re not an emotion-less robot. 3. Bake her something A pie would be...

Valentine’s Day approaches. We at G@H are rather ambivalent about this pseudo-holiday. But, if it brings you joy, celebrate with pomp and vigor. Eat well. Drink much. Be merry. For those searching out a unique gift for an exceptional woman, we have a suggestion. You like sports, so does she. You support your hometown team, so does she. You think you’re styling in that personalized jersey. She, though, has superior fashion instincts. Inspire her to show her solidarity while maintaining her look. Sophisticated Spirit sells hand-sewn scarves in team colors. We fancy their pashmina scarves. They are soft yet substantive. And, of course, sporty. She'll love them. She'll love you. Everyone wins. We at G@H thank Sophisticated Spirit for providing sample scarves.

Video games. Lots of 80's references. A DeLorean. Do we have your attention yet? Ready Player One by Ernest Cline is required reading for any gentleman. The book takes place in 2044. Surprise, surprise. Humans have pretty well ruined the planet—financial collapse, massive recession, environmental disaster, resource scarcity, et cetera. Yeah, this might seem a standard semi-apocalyptic future formula, but trust us: it works and isn’t cliché. In a world so bleak, so hopeless, people seek sanctuary in OASIS, a massive online simulation. It’s like World of Warcraft on steroids. In OASIS, people do nearly everything they’d do in “real life.” People live, work, shop, own things and even attend school via OASIS’ virtual reality. When OASIS’s creator dies, though, the real game begins. He instructs in his will that whoever finds the three keys he’s inserted into OASIS gets...

Punxsutawney Phil recently predicted an early spring, proving definitively that groundhogs make lousy meteorologists. March has arrived. Much of the nation is still coated in snow with no thaw in sight. Lucky, we at G@H have discovered the perfect remedy for cabin fever: fresh cut grass scented soap. It supplies all of the sensory satisfaction of yard work without having to pickup sticks. Other variations include baseball glove, bacon and chewing tobacco.   We at G@H have not used this product and cannot speak to its quality or effectiveness

Do yourself a huge favor. Buy this tie now. Wear it frequently. And, when the masses beg to know its origins, inform them, “A gentleman never tells.” We at G@H have not used this product and cannot speak to its quality or effectiveness