Because we can’t have enough bison-themed home décor, and because we had antique books requiring support, we acquired these brilliant gold buffalo bookends. They are sturdy, well-crafted and detailed. They hold our books firmly in place, which satisfies their express purpose.

How do you judge the makings of a gentleman? You probably shouldn’t. Gentlemen don’t all fit in the same box. We each offer a distinctive set of skills, interests and aptitudes. Some cook. Others fix. Some grow. Others design. We could go on, but you get the point. Notwithstanding that uninvited rant, we have identified the telltale sign of a serious homeowner—man or women, twenty-something or retiree. Plenty of people have homes. They pay their mortgages. They mow their lawns. They may even have painted some rooms or replaced the kitchen backsplash. But, if they are serious about it, truly committed, they own a pressure washer. Why? A pressure washer can clean almost anything outdoors. It does so rapidly, effectively and safely. And, honestly, it’s just fun. This spring, commit to your home. Enlist in the elite club of serious...