According to the eHarmony guy, romantic compatibility comes down to science. He could be right. Nevertheless, we’d rather not hand over $59.99 per month to that guy and his wacky algorithms. Instead, we subscribe to a more straightforward philosophy: date someone who enjoys good whiskey.

We look for many traits in a potential mate. Never have we treated any one attribute as mandatory. But, we have learned this lesson: we mesh well with whiskey-loving women. That rings especially true in long-term relationships because each party already knows the perfect gift for one another. All that we must do is match the class of whiskey to the occasion.

Celebrating a six-month dating anniversary? A recent job promotion? Friday? Let us suggest a bottle of Elijah Craig 12-Year-Old Kentucky Straight Bourbon. Rated 88 by Whiskey Advocate, we’d challenge you to find a nicer bourbon at a fairer price. It, like your relationship, is balanced, smooth, deep, and, of course, unpretentious.