Buy This: Kissing Crane Hobo Tool

Posted on October 19, 2013

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An opportunistic hobo steals a fresh pie off a windowsill, then what? Devouring the pastry using his bare hands would defile something virtuous. It would infringe Buthe Hobo code of ethics. Instead, he whips out a superb gadget. It looks like a pocket knife but expands and deconstructs into a separate spoon, knife and fork. You may not spend your days riding the rails and your nights eating beans from the can. But, you live a hectic, on-the-go life. And, plastic silverware, well, it’s for the birds. You, sir, need this Kissing Crane Hobo Tool.

Kissing Crane Hobo Tool